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what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there
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i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
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summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.
Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.
okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?
I ship it
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- while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
- while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
- while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
- while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
