himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
me: does one sit-up
me: checks for abs
wishcave: *opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
the-yolocaust: a book where katniss everdeen imitates everything that jay-z does mocking jay
burgrs: A wild CUTIE appeared! What will U do? SMOOCH CUDDLE TAKE OUT 4 PIZZA ADMIRE FROM SAFE DISTANCE
idontneedsavin: yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
android18: meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
lameborghini: 1 note isnt what martin luther king jr dreamed of
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG Very nice Thanks
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
partybarackisinthehousetonight: is this cocaine gluten free
claydols: damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding
ipartywithicarly: if mario lopez was my sugar daddy, i wouldnt have a worry in the world.
condorn: YOU CALL ME THIRSTY????? Lmao how did you know catch me a juice box