May 2013
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
me: does one sit-up
me: checks for abs
wishcave:
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
the-yolocaust:
a book where katniss everdeen imitates everything that jay-z does
mocking jay
burgrs:
A wild CUTIE appeared!
What will U do?
SMOOCH
CUDDLE
TAKE OUT 4 PIZZA
ADMIRE FROM SAFE DISTANCE
idontneedsavin:
yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
lameborghini:
1 note isnt what martin luther king jr dreamed of
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG
Very nice
Thanks
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
claydols:
damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding
ipartywithicarly:
if mario lopez was my sugar daddy, i wouldnt have a worry in the world.
condorn:
YOU CALL ME THIRSTY????? Lmao how did you know catch me a juice box
